aki_the_geek (aki_the_geek) wrote in capslock_mgs,
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NAKED SHOWER FIGHTS, LEVEL UP

I AM ERROR AND WAS MOVING OUT AND MY NET WAS BEING A DICK SO I DIDN'T NOTICE THE PW DRAMA SHARING POST UNTIL SAPH PMED ME

TO MAKE UP FOR IT, HAVE SOME GAY STUFF WHILE I'M TRYING TO IGNORE MY JAPANESE HOMEWORK! THIS IS A QUICK TRANSLATION SO IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES, BEAR WITH ME. I HAVE YET TO PLAY THE GAME, SO I'M NOT 100% SURE IF I GOT EVERY NAME/ETC RIGHT AND WHY BB SPEAKS SO FAST SOB

NO CAPSLOCK FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

TRACK: SAUNA

B: Shouldn't you take your sunglasses off?

K: Ah. So that's why it was so dark in here.

B: Aaah.

K: Boss? It's you, Snake?

B: So it's finished, huh?

K: Hm?

B: This room.

K: Ah, sauna?

B: It's so not like you...

K: Hmm?

B: Isn't it a bit too... extravagant? To have a sauna in our Mother Base?

K: Well, you were the one who approved it?

B: I changed my mind while I was on a mission. Isn't it a bit too costy?

K: We talked about this before, right? It should be pretty economical if we use filtered ocean water and think about our electricity expenses.

K: And we have some soliders from Finland, I think it might boost their morale a bit.

K: Wanna use some soap?

B: Nope!

K: This sauna is quite popular. You wait till it gets hot, then you pour water, which creates steam. It's like one of 'em Finnish saunas! 20 people can get in.

B: Aah.

K: Snake?

B: Kaz. I heard someone got injured here.

K: Hmm? Oh, that was barely a bruise...

B: And he was recovering from it for a month? Who was it?

K: Armadillo.

B: You were here when it happened?

K: Aaaah. Yeah. He suddenly slipped. Probably on soap.

B: Slipped. That guy, huh. The one who has a posture of a tank, huh. Slipped.

K: Yeah. He was so heavy that when he fell, the seagulls on the top of our Mother Base went flying.

B: Huuuh.

K: Maybe he just felt dizzy. He was in a sauna, after all.

B: Sauna, huh.

K: Boss.

K: Kaz.

K: Boss?

B: Is there anything you want to tell me?

K: Ah, yeah. Snake... you going inside?

B: Will you show me around?

---

K: Just look at this steam.

B: There... there's an injury on the inside of your thigh.

K: W-what are you looking at.

B: At you, at your whole body. Well... Besides that part you're hiding with that towel.

B: Kaz, so...

K: So! What do you think about this sauna, isn't it something?

B: Yeah. It's quite refreshing, compared to that dry tropical weather.

B: So... Kaz.

K: Yeah, what?

B: What's with these leaves?

K: Vihta. Tied up leaves from a Japanese white birch.

B: Vihta.

K: You use it to strike your body. It stimulates the blood circulation. Revigorates you.

B: Huuuh. Let me try it.

K: Sure thing.

B: Give me it.

K: Here.

B: Huuh. This is nice.

K: Geez, you use so much strength, Snake.

B: So, Kaz. Show me your back.

K: ... Huh? My back?

B: Yeah. Stand up and turn around.

K: W-Why? W-What, Snake?

B: Take off your towel.

K: S-Snake? Where are you touching me?

B: You even have scars on your ass. As if someone clawed at it...

K: I-Isn't this enough?

B: No. Show me more. Turn around.

K: Huh?

B: Turn around.

B: Huuuh.

K: Snake.

B: Kaz. Are you popular?

K: ... I suppose so.

B: Ooooh.

*groans*

K: Ah, Snake? Where are you touching me?

B: Kaz. That.

K: Ah, oh...

B: Hey, do you remember?

K: Eh?

B: That time, when just we met. You asked me how many women I had in MSF.

K: Huh?

B: Or was it, how many women I had that you could make yours?

K: Ah, aaah.

B: It's been two years. So, how many new girls have you had since then?

K: Hmmm... Somewhere around... this? *shows some number using his fingers*

B: THAT MANY!?

K: Ah, uh...

B: How come you had so many of them despite leading a life like ours?

B: Kaz. I'm not going to control everyone's love affairs. You're free to choose. The responsibility is also in your hands.

K: Just what I'd expect from you, Boss-

B: However. I also believe it's important that no one sets a bad example when it comes to their duties and intentions. Do you understand?

K: Hah, I see you're getting a bit red, maybe I should go-

B: Kaz. You, as a deputy commander, should be more sensible.

K: What's with that...

B: Gazelle asked me for some advice. Right after she got back from a mission. She wanted to talk. Ain't she a pretty girl?

K: Well, yeah.

B: Did you do it with her?

K: She said so?

B: By the way. Gazelle said she saw you with Swan. So pretty and yet she works with us, what a waste...

K: Well, as long as she is--

B: You went here with her.

K: Huh?

B: You took a shower with her here, huh. You two. Alone.

K: W-Well...

*whips*

K: Huuurts!

B: So how was it. I've heard everything. Soap play, huh.

K: Soap play-

B: Tell me!

K: I'm sorry, it was so suddenly-

B: So suddenly? Armadillo saw you two. And Swan was his girlfriend.

B: And was he surprised! That Armadillo, who was so proud of his tank-like balance...

B: ... fell down, huh... So hard, the seagulls on the top of our Mother Base went flying!

B: Vihta!

(the following part is full of fighting and hard to follow unless you listen to this track while reading it)

B: Two-timing!

B: What happened to chivarly! You're setting bad example, what the hell are you doing?

K: Snake...

B: And to think I even have to lecture you on this!

K: I was just stupid that time!

B: Oh really? I know they weren't the only ones you slept with. So, who else was it? Dolphin? Elephant? Do you want me to crush you for all this!?

K: I didn't do anything with them!

B: You bastard! This time, I'll mince you!

B: Won't let you do that!

B: You damn pervert!

B: Wait!

B: Don't you move from where you're...

K: Boss, calm down... When it comes to animals, I-*

* I'm guessing he was trying to make some joke here

B: Too bad this is a human society, huh?

K: Waaah!

B: Wait!

B: Snake kiiick!

K: W-W-Waiiit, my neck...

B: Do you feel hot? Doesn't it feel good? This wind...

K: You're... so hot... I can feel it on my back...

B: Kaz, think about it seriously. It's either women, or us.

K: ... Can't I have both?

B: You bastard!

K: What's... wrong... with being... popular!

B: That was a good punch. But that's not enough to beat me.

K: Impressive as always, Boss...

B: What have you got there?

K: Heehee.

B: Fulton Recovery System? What are you going to do with it?

K: How about flying away, hm, Boss?

---

B: Apologise to everyone. And be more careful next time.

K: Uh...

B: You'll be the one to clean up our sauna. For a whole year.

K: Yeah.

B: Great.

B: Eh.

B: Hey, you all. What are you looking at? Get back to what you were doing.

MY BRAIN IS FRIED, OH KOJIMA

EDIT: CORRECTED A FEW LINES THANKS TO SAPH, IF YOU NOTICE STH ELSE TELL ME, IT'S POSSBILE I MISSED SOMETHING
Tags: bb/kaz, it's because he's bisexual, kojima is a giant troll, naked shower fights, peace walker fuck yeah, they r brothers thats normal, translation
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