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7 COCKSLAPS | CAPSLOCK
KAZ'S WAXED SCROTUM
MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVES
28 May 2012 @ 11:15 pm
28 May 2012 @ 07:07 am
YOU GUYS USE THOSE GENERATOR THINGS RIGHT?
WELL I FOUND THIS ONE.
I MUST OF CREATED LIKE 10 GOOD ONES WHEN I DECIDED.
"THIS SHIT JUST SAILED" AND BROUGHT IT HERE.
Dear volgin,I want to swim your ass right now. I want to dunk it a crotch and rape while you rub me with a period red flea. Don't worry, I love the way you sound like a snake and taste like raition. It's exactly what I'm looking for. Yes, even the asshole doesn't bother me. You are so gay andhungry and I just can't stop thinking about you! Please call me! THE SHIT MAN, HOW DOES ONE SWIM A ASS.
TRY IT OUT. |
21 May 2012 @ 08:23 pm
19 May 2012 @ 03:39 am
OKAY, SO..I FOUND THIS.
DIED LAUGHING, READ COMMENTS, DIED LAUGHING.
I THINK YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NEED TO LOOK AT SNAKE STRUTTING HIS STUFF WHILST SINGING JAPANESE POP IN A VOICE THAT ONE CAN ONLY DESCRIBE TO BE...HORSE
LA LA LA LA LA-LA LA LA
TA TA TA TA TAAAA.
SHAME ON YOU WHO RECOGNIZE THE SONG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANjLNm-cr
18 May 2012 @ 03:01 am
MGS TATTOOS ARE ALWAYS RELEVANT. HAVE GRITTYLUST'S RAIDEN TATTOO SHE HAS TATTOOED ON HER THIGH, BY HERSELF.
THE PIC ISN'T FULLY FINISHED YET BUT FOR WHAT I CAN SAY AFTER WORKING IN A TATTOO PARLOR, SO FAR THIS LOOKS EXTREMELY NICE~
14 May 2012 @ 08:50 pm
I'M SORRY, CAPSLOCK - BUT AT LAST, HERE'S THE COLLECTION FROM TWO WEEKS INSTEAD! I HOPE THERE'S NOT A LOT I'M MISSING.
ETA: LOL WHOOPS CODING, YOU SAW NOTHING
( OBEY THE COMMANDERS )
ETA: LOL WHOOPS CODING, YOU SAW NOTHING
( OBEY THE COMMANDERS )
05 May 2012 @ 07:20 pm
PEOPLE WERE HOPING TO SEE SUNNY'S SAVING OPERATION IN RISING (ME INCLUDED) AFTER HEARING THAT SUNNY'S VOICE ACTOR HAD BEEN WORKING WITH QUINTON FLYNN IN THEIR COMMON PROJECT - WHICH COULDN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE THAN RISING IF YOU ASK ME. ACTUALLY SUNNY'S SAVING WAS PLANNED TO HAPPEN IN MGS4. DETAILS OF THIS CAN BE FOUND FROM MGS4 ARTBOOK - BUT IN JAPANESE.
LUCKILY MY JAPANESE FRIEND TRANSLATED THE RAIDEN & SUNNY PAGE FOR ME. RAIDEN FOR EXAMPLE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A BABY CARRYING BAG FOR SUNNY. SUNNY ON THE OTHER HAND WERE PLANNED TO PLAY HER TINY DRUM (TRADITIONAL JAPANESE TOY) SCREAMING HAPPILY WHENEVER RAIDEN FIGHTS.
HE ALSO TRANSLATED THIS PAGE OF THE CHARACTERS THAT WERE LEFT OUT OF THE GAME LIKE THE HANDSOME BEAUTY&BEAST SNAKE-MAN AND THE BEAUTIFUL OCELOT LOOK-A-LIKE SOLDIER NAMED ADAM(!).
I DIDN'T POST THESE EARLIER, JUST DON'T ASK ME WHY. :T AND THESE ARE THE ONLY PAGES I ASKED HIM TO TRANSLATE, SO SORRY, NO OTHER PAGES.
( CLICK HERE TO SEE THE FULL SIZED IMAGES WITH THE TRANSLATIONS )
LUCKILY MY JAPANESE FRIEND TRANSLATED THE RAIDEN & SUNNY PAGE FOR ME. RAIDEN FOR EXAMPLE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A BABY CARRYING BAG FOR SUNNY. SUNNY ON THE OTHER HAND WERE PLANNED TO PLAY HER TINY DRUM (TRADITIONAL JAPANESE TOY) SCREAMING HAPPILY WHENEVER RAIDEN FIGHTS.
HE ALSO TRANSLATED THIS PAGE OF THE CHARACTERS THAT WERE LEFT OUT OF THE GAME LIKE THE HANDSOME BEAUTY&BEAST SNAKE-MAN AND THE BEAUTIFUL OCELOT LOOK-A-LIKE SOLDIER NAMED ADAM(!).
I DIDN'T POST THESE EARLIER, JUST DON'T ASK ME WHY. :T AND THESE ARE THE ONLY PAGES I ASKED HIM TO TRANSLATE, SO SORRY, NO OTHER PAGES.
( CLICK HERE TO SEE THE FULL SIZED IMAGES WITH THE TRANSLATIONS )
03 May 2012 @ 09:06 pm
I WOULDN'T NORMALLY POST THIS KIND OF THING, BUT IT IS SUPER RELEVANT:
YOU KNOW HOW VIDEO GAMES HAVE BECOME TO KICKSTARTER WHAT HOMESTUCK FANS BECAME TO TINDECK?, WELL, THIS IS A KICKSTARTER FUNDING A GAME WHICH IS:
MADE BY LOGAN, RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MGS4 FAKE TV (WHICH WE ALL KNOW WAS THE BEST PART)
STARRING JHALE AND DAYTER
A STEALTH GAME THAT 'DOESN'T FOCUS ON KILLING'
GOVERNMENT CYBERPUNK-BASED CONTROL PLOT
DIRECTED BY RYAN PAYTON, MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE BITS IN MGS4 THAT WERE ACTUALLY PROBABLY KOJIMA'S FAULT
FEMALE LEAD WHO LOOKS LIKE NAOMI AND SOUNDS LIKE HER TOO
HIDING AROUND BEHIND STATUES IN TECHNO-OPULENT CONSPIRACY SURROUNDINGS FROM GUARDS WONDERING AROUND IN REPEATING PATTERNS
SERIOUSLY JUST WATCH THE TRAILER, SERIOUSLY LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK.
AS SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO SUPPOSRT THE MGS FANFICTION COMMUNITY I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE THESE PEOPLE YOUR COINYDISCS (ALTHOUGH I THINK THEY SHOULD NOT CHARGE AND INSERT BONUS SNAKE/OTACON GAY SEX INSTEAD, LIKE NOBLE FANFIC WRITERS DO.) YOU GET A DESKTOP COPY OF THE GAME FOR A $15 PLEDGE, WHICH IS PRETTY REASONABLE. GO FOR IT.
YOU KNOW HOW VIDEO GAMES HAVE BECOME TO KICKSTARTER WHAT HOMESTUCK FANS BECAME TO TINDECK?, WELL, THIS IS A KICKSTARTER FUNDING A GAME WHICH IS:
AS SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO SUPPOSRT THE MGS FANFICTION COMMUNITY I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE THESE PEOPLE YOUR COINYDISCS (ALTHOUGH I THINK THEY SHOULD NOT CHARGE AND INSERT BONUS SNAKE/OTACON GAY SEX INSTEAD, LIKE NOBLE FANFIC WRITERS DO.) YOU GET A DESKTOP COPY OF THE GAME FOR A $15 PLEDGE, WHICH IS PRETTY REASONABLE. GO FOR IT.
01 May 2012 @ 05:09 pm
SO, WHILST TROLLING AROUND ON THE INTERNET, A FRIEND OF MINE CAME ACROSS TWO VIDEOS YOU GUYS MAY OR MAY NOT OF SEEN AND I THINK YOU'D FIND THEM... INTERESTING.
THERE BASICALLY TWO SKITS OF METAL GEAR THAT I PERSONALLY THOUGHT ARE WORTH SHARING.
SO - FIRST IS : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWUfuWCDq
AND THEN THERES : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSPnzOqB2
WHICH IS ACTUALLY WHAT I THINK THE BETTER OF THE TWO CONSIDERING.
IDK IF YOU GUYS EVEN LIKE THIS KINDA STUFF BUT MEH..
30 April 2012 @ 10:41 pm
30 April 2012 @ 09:46 pm
AND JUST IN CASE YOU CAN'T VIEW THE VIDEO, CLICK HERE
SADLY ENOUGH THE TRAILER IS JUST A LONGER VERSION OF THE LIVE ACTION TEASER WE SAW RECENTLY. MY THOUGHTS ARE THAT THE GUYS ARE JUST A WAY TOO BUSY WITH THE GAME ITSELF AND THUS THEY DON'T HAVE TIME TO START TO MAKE A PROPER GAME TRAILER. OR, AT LEAST THIS BETTER BE THE REASON WHY WE DIDN'T GET CG RAIDEN GOODIES :T
ANYWAY, E3 IS COMING IN THE SUMMER AND RISING WILL BE PLAYABLE THERE. AT LEAST WE WILL GET SOME GAME PLAY FOOTAGE THEN, HOPEFULLY A REAL GAME TRAILER TOO INSTEAD OF HASTILY MADE LIVE ACTION TRAILER.
01 May 2012 @ 12:39 am
29 April 2012 @ 04:43 am
IT'S APRIL 30TH TOMORROW, ISN'T IT.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT TOMORROW IS?
¿ʞɔɐظ 'noʎ ʇ,upıp 'ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ sı ʇı ʎɐp ʇɐɥʍ ʇobɹoɟ noʎ
THAT'S
JUST
G̛҉̨͇̞͎R̖̲̼͖͇͔̫͢E͍̱͙͘͡A̧̮̝̕͟ͅŢ̷̢̘͕̲̗̻
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT TOMORROW IS?
¿ʞɔɐظ 'noʎ ʇ,upıp 'ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ sı ʇı ʎɐp ʇɐɥʍ ʇobɹoɟ noʎ
THAT'S
JUST
G̛҉̨͇̞͎R̖̲̼͖͇͔̫͢E͍̱͙͘͡A̧̮̝̕͟ͅŢ̷̢̘͕̲̗̻
29 April 2012 @ 12:48 am
NOT SURE IF THIS IS RELEVANT. BUT I STUMBLED UPON THIS WHILST TRYING TO GET THE SONG FOR A FRIEND OF MINE AND DIDN'T KNOW IF THIS HAD BEEN POSTED.
(IF SO DON'T HESITATE TO REMOVE MY FAILURE)
WHICH REMINDS ME. WHAT DAY IS IT TOMORROW?
(PLUS MY LJ IS ACTING UP, SO IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS-HERES THE LINK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brweM5YLM
28 April 2012 @ 07:42 pm
26 April 2012 @ 02:03 pm
APPARENTLY THERE IS 30 SECONDS OF LIVE ACTION STUFF FOR THE UPCOMING GAME REVENGENCE. AS IF MAKING UP A WORD WASN'T ENOUGH, NOW WE HAVE A REALLY CONFUSING 30 SECONDS OF KINDA IFFY LIVE ACTION STUFF TO DO (PRESUMABLY) WITH RAIDEN.
SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE CAN GET SOMETHING COHERENT OUT OF THAT PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON
EDIT: IF YOU CANT VIEW THE LINK ABOVE SCROLL DOWN TO TROLLJIMAS COMMENT FOR A YOUTUBE VERSION.
SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE CAN GET SOMETHING COHERENT OUT OF THAT PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON
EDIT: IF YOU CANT VIEW THE LINK ABOVE SCROLL DOWN TO TROLLJIMAS COMMENT FOR A YOUTUBE VERSION.
Current Mood: 
confused
confused26 April 2012 @ 02:33 am
SO, APPARENTLY BOTH SUNNY AND SOLIDUS WILL BE APPEARING IN RISING, IF WE CAN BELIEVE THE TWEET RUMOR OF QUINTON'S "SECRET VOICE ACTING PROJECT". MR. FLYNN TWEETED:
"HAD THE PLEASURE OF WORKING WITH JOHN CYGAN, BENITO MARTINEZ & CHRISTINA PUCELLI TODAY UNDER THE DIRECTION OF THE ESTEEMED KRIS ZIMMERMAN!"
JOHN CYGAN = SOLIDUS'S VOICE ACTOR
CHRISTINA PUCELLI = SUNNY'S VOICE ACTOR
KRIS ZIMMERMAN = THE VO DIRECTOR OF MGS4
READ MORE FROM HERE
"HAD THE PLEASURE OF WORKING WITH JOHN CYGAN, BENITO MARTINEZ & CHRISTINA PUCELLI TODAY UNDER THE DIRECTION OF THE ESTEEMED KRIS ZIMMERMAN!"
JOHN CYGAN = SOLIDUS'S VOICE ACTOR
CHRISTINA PUCELLI = SUNNY'S VOICE ACTOR
KRIS ZIMMERMAN = THE VO DIRECTOR OF MGS4
READ MORE FROM HERE
24 April 2012 @ 07:13 pm
SEXY NEW FIGURES
THOUGH THEY ARE NOT PERFECT YET, ESPECIALLY BOSS BOOBS
ANY GUESSES FOR THE PRICE
IT'S HOT TOYS SO IT WILL PROBABLY BE 150+ PER PIECE
CRIES
THOUGH THEY ARE NOT PERFECT YET, ESPECIALLY BOSS BOOBS
ANY GUESSES FOR THE PRICE
IT'S HOT TOYS SO IT WILL PROBABLY BE 150+ PER PIECE
CRIES
17 April 2012 @ 10:37 pm
OKAY SO
I AM NOT SURE THERE'S REALLY ENOUGH PEOPLE INTERESTED TO WARRANT 3 PRIZES. SO I'VE CUT IT DOWN TO JUST ~*~THE GRAND PRIZE~*~ OF THE KUBRICK AND COMMISSION.
ONE WINNER, OH MY!! IF I GET ENOUGH SUBMISSIONS I MIGHT CHANGE THAT, BUT FOR NOW...JUST ONE. AND UH...HERE'S A DUMB DRAWING WITH MY MOUSE TO MAKE THIS POST PRETTY TO LOOK AT I GUESS:
I AM NOT SURE THERE'S REALLY ENOUGH PEOPLE INTERESTED TO WARRANT 3 PRIZES. SO I'VE CUT IT DOWN TO JUST ~*~THE GRAND PRIZE~*~ OF THE KUBRICK AND COMMISSION.
ONE WINNER, OH MY!! IF I GET ENOUGH SUBMISSIONS I MIGHT CHANGE THAT, BUT FOR NOW...JUST ONE. AND UH...HERE'S A DUMB DRAWING WITH MY MOUSE TO MAKE THIS POST PRETTY TO LOOK AT I GUESS:
17 April 2012 @ 07:31 pm
SORRY FOR THE 24 HOUR DELAY, COULDN'T GET HOLD OF ALL THE CAPS UNTIL LAST NIGHT!
( TOWARDS THE EXTREMELY SMALL COLLECTION OF CAPS )
( TOWARDS THE EXTREMELY SMALL COLLECTION OF CAPS )
09 April 2012 @ 11:57 pm
( ALL ABOARD THE CAPSMOBILE )
WARNINGS FOR MILD GORE
( WARNINGS FOR MILD GORE JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE )
09 April 2012 @ 12:05 pm
HELLO CAPSLOCK,
I PROPOSE A CHALLENGE--AND BY CHALLENGE I MEAN A CONTEST IN THEORIES. AND AS WITH EVERY CONTEST...YOU GET PRIZES!! BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!! BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THOSE JUST YET. FIRST HERE'S THE THEME:
I WANT YOUR THEORIES ON WHAT YOU THINK OR REALLY HOPE MIGHT HAPPEN IN EITHER RISING OR MGS5. WHETHER IT BE BOSS FIGHTS, LOCATIONS, EVENTS, CHARACTER INTERACTIONS/APPEARANCES, OR WHATEVER...GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT! WINNERS WILL BE DECIDED ON THEIR IDEAS/CREATIVITY OF THEIR THEORIES ALONE, SO DON'T WORRY IF YOU AREN'T THE BEST WRITER/ARTIST ON THE PLANET!
ENTRIES CAN BE SUBMITTED AS:
∙FANFICS
∙ESSAYS
∙FANART
NOW, THE PRIZES...
FIRST PLACE: A BLIND BOX MGS KUBRICK -AND- A FREE ~$40 COMMISSION BY YOURS TRULY OF ANY MGS CHARACTER IN A SCENE
SECOND PLACE: AN INKED & COLORED DRAWING OF ANY MGS CHARACTER
THIRD PLACE: A SKETCH OF ANY MGS CHARACTER
FYI IF I DON'T GET MORE THAN 5 PLANNED PARTICIPANTS BY MONDAY, APRIL 16TH I'M GONNA CANCEL IT SINCE THAT'S NOT REALLY ENOUGH FOR A CONTEST...SO SPREAD THE WORD, AND COMMENT IF YOU PLAN TO ENTER!
OTHERWISE, THE END DATE FOR THIS CONTEST IS THE 23RD OF MAY, JUST 'CAUSE.ALSO I'LL BE AWAY ON VACATION ON THE 19TH-25TH THIS APRIL, IN CASE YOU TRY TO CONTACT ME. MAKE SURE TO SUBMIT ALL YOUR ENTRIES TO ME VIA PM HERE ON LJ.
ANY QUESTIONS?
MISSION START!
I PROPOSE A CHALLENGE--AND BY CHALLENGE I MEAN A CONTEST IN THEORIES. AND AS WITH EVERY CONTEST...YOU GET PRIZES!! BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!! BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THOSE JUST YET. FIRST HERE'S THE THEME:
I WANT YOUR THEORIES ON WHAT YOU THINK OR REALLY HOPE MIGHT HAPPEN IN EITHER RISING OR MGS5. WHETHER IT BE BOSS FIGHTS, LOCATIONS, EVENTS, CHARACTER INTERACTIONS/APPEARANCES, OR WHATEVER...GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT! WINNERS WILL BE DECIDED ON THEIR IDEAS/CREATIVITY OF THEIR THEORIES ALONE, SO DON'T WORRY IF YOU AREN'T THE BEST WRITER/ARTIST ON THE PLANET!
ENTRIES CAN BE SUBMITTED AS:
∙FANFICS
∙ESSAYS
∙FANART
NOW, THE PRIZES...
FIRST PLACE: A BLIND BOX MGS KUBRICK -AND- A FREE ~$40 COMMISSION BY YOURS TRULY OF ANY MGS CHARACTER IN A SCENE
SECOND PLACE: AN INKED & COLORED DRAWING OF ANY MGS CHARACTER
THIRD PLACE: A SKETCH OF ANY MGS CHARACTER
FYI IF I DON'T GET MORE THAN 5 PLANNED PARTICIPANTS BY MONDAY, APRIL 16TH I'M GONNA CANCEL IT SINCE THAT'S NOT REALLY ENOUGH FOR A CONTEST...SO SPREAD THE WORD, AND COMMENT IF YOU PLAN TO ENTER!
OTHERWISE, THE END DATE FOR THIS CONTEST IS THE 23RD OF MAY, JUST 'CAUSE.
ANY QUESTIONS?
MISSION START!
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